Their Butts Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

More Their Butts Quotes

Popular Their Butts quotes from across the collection:

• I got involved because I wanted to help inspire more people to get off their butts and register and vote - not… — Jello Biafra
• Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts. — Phil Robertson
• I get some letters from girls that if their mothers knew what they were writing me in these letters, they'd get their… — Rick James
• Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone. — Pete Rose
• You know, sometimes I'll go to an 8th-grade graduation and there's all that pomp and circumstance and gowns and flowers. And I… — Barack Obama
• Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
• Some people can work their butts off and never get what they're aiming for while others can get it without any effort… — Haruki Murakami
• The preamble to the Constitution states: "We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish… — P.J. O'Rourke
• Well, I think every now and again, some people deserve to get their butts chewed. Every now and again some people deserve… — Judge Mills Lane
• Before I started High School, people told me how they'd be more freedom and how I'd like It. When I got to… — Daniel Smith
• My family always keeps me in check. I have three older sisters, and they work their butts off. They're all very supportive… — Katie Holmes

See all Their Butts Quotes »