« All Their Asses Quotes
·
Ellen DeGeneres's Page
Their Asses Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
1 Their Asses quote by Ellen DeGeneres
More Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres has 260 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
-
Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
-
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
-
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
-
Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
-
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
-
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
-
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
-
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
-
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
-
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
-
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
-
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
See all 260 quotes by Ellen DeGeneres »
More Their Asses Quotes
Popular Their Asses quotes from across the collection:
-
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over…
— Ellen DeGeneres
-
I'll probably never produce a masterpiece, but so what? I feel I have a Sound aborning, which is my own, and that…
— Lester Bangs
-
The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military, despite…
— Michael Hastings
-
The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion. If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like…
— Yvon Chouinard
-
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her.…
— John Huston
-
I've always appreciated people like Graham Parker or Loudon Wainwright III, who spend their entire lives writing songs and working their asses…
— Judd Apatow
-
Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses....
— Laurie Halse Anderson
-
I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of…
— Chris Colfer
-
Some people LIE to save their asses. Some people LIE to make themselves look better then you. Some people LIE to hide…
— Blondie:)
-
I can't stand it when people treat life as a soap box, I wish they get their heads outta their asses and…
— Sarah Moores
-
Good things come to those who work their asses off and never give up.
— Cuts And Scars
-
MEN CREATED LADIES FIRST SO THEY COULD LOOK AT THEIR ASSES.
— Thewomenizer
See all Their Asses Quotes »
Browse Ellen DeGeneres Quotes by Category