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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Technology is teaching us to be human again.
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The praises of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be.
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Too many believe that love is a condition, a feeling that involves 100 percent of the heart, something that happens to you.…
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Sculpture and painting have the effect of teaching us manners and abolishing hurry.
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It is science that brings us an understanding of the true complexity of natural systems. The insights from the science of ecology…
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People are always teaching us democracy but the people who teach us democracy don't want to learn it themselves.
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God, we are told, is willing to render himself inconsistent and ridiculous, to confound the curiosity of those whom, we are at…
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What she did was to open our eyes to details of country life such as teaching us names of wild flowers and…
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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way…
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They said daydreaming was against the law, but some of us escaped, slipping out windows and over cyclone fences, some of us…
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