Tasty Quotes by Garrison Keillor

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• Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty! — Stephen Colbert
• All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine — Sean Penn
• Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island. — Heather McDonald
• It's almost seems as though there's a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I… — Regis Philbin
• I like children they are tasty. — Albert Fish
• May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be… — Grandpa Jones
• This is looking tasty. — Joe Teti
• Lenny Breau is one of the true geniuses of the guitar. I suppose he is a musician's musician. His knowledge of the… — Chet Atkins
• Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and… — Garrison Keillor
• I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. — Zach Braff
• Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty.… — Steven Morrissey
• Though he had very little Latin beyond "Cave canem," he had, as a young dog, devoured Shakespeare (in a tasty leather binding). — Dodie Smith

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