Tampon Quotes

23 Tampon quotes by 19 unique authors

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers
Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying, ‘Okay, I’m in… — John Gierach
Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it. — John Gierach
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes… — Jenny Eclair
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa
That's actually pretty tame, but the fact that it was coming from this unexpected adorable little 17-year-old, I thought I'd be getting a letter about… — Lzzy Hale
He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon… — John Green
wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no 7-11.… — Lucille Clifton
..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn… — Rachel Caine
Rochelle," she calls out, still looking at me. "Is there anyone down at the desk? I need something." I'm too startled to move. Is she… — Patricia McCormick
It's not rape if you're dressed as a tampon. — Nikhil Saluja
...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do your… — Zak
I get more pussy than a tampon — Swaggs
Boy I send dem bloods at your ass like a tampon. — Lil Wayne
Take a tampon dip it in red gatorade and throw it at people — Annonymous
We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you… — Unknown Author
Some guys PMS worse than females.OMG. Can I get you a tampon and a snickers to go with that b!tchy attitude? Sheeeesh. — Tai Nicole
You want a tampon for that status?You moody bitch. — Kaylee Smicklo
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Tampon Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 23 Tampon Quotes as follows: