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- ...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do your…
- We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you…
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- I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
- Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
- Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
- Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee
- The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers
- Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying,… — John Gierach
- Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it. — John Gierach
- People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair
- The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa
- That's actually pretty tame, but the fact that it was coming from this unexpected adorable little 17-year-old, I thought I'd be getting… — Lzzy Hale
- He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him.… — John Green
- wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish… — Lucille Clifton