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- I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
- Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
- Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
- Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee
- The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers
- Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying,… — John Gierach
- Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it. — John Gierach
- People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair