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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Kindness comes back like a boomerang to those who are kind. Perhaps, its return takes years. Perhaps, the kindness returns from a…
— John Templeton
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It takes years to make an overnight success.
— Eddie Cantor
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I'm a firm believer that to really understand a business takes years, not months. As an investment analyst you think you understand…
— Chris Corrigan
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I am continually amazed by the credence given to religious claims in the intellectual community; and, as a human being, i am…
— George H. Smith
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Beginning writers must appreciate the prerequisites if they hope to become writers. You pay your dues - which takes years.
— Alex Haley
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A Bearnaise sauce is simply an egg yolk, a shallot, a little tarragon vinegar, and butter, but it takes years of practice…
— Fernand Point
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It takes years for average persons in the nagual's world to remove themselves from their involvement with themselves and be capable of…
— Florinda Donner
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Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years…
— Mary Blakely
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I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.
— David Lee Roth
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Fashion you can buy, but style you possess. The key to style is learning who you are, which takes years. There’s no…
— Iris Apfel
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To me, all guitar players can play, because I know they're getting to where they're at. It's a very hard instrument to…
— Wes Montgomery
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It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for.
— Amy Poehler
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