Suicidal Quotes

374 Suicidal quotes by 258 unique authors

No one ever comitted suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. — Unknown Author
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself. — Rodney Dangerfield
Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job. — Josh Billings
A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour. — Elwyn Brooks White
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? — Judy Tenuta
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield
I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will… — Anthony Jeselnik
There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution. — Woody Allen
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday. — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. — Joan Rivers
If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself — H. L. Mencken
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk… — Rodney Dangerfield
Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be… — Marc Maron
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. — Rodney Dangerfield
I hate myself, and I want to die — Kurt Cobain
Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take a… — Seneca the Younger
Death is a punishment to some, to others a gift and to many a favour. — Seneca the Younger
Whereas a prolonged life is not necessarily better, a prolonged death is necessarily worse. — Seneca the Younger
I guess they call it suicide, but I'm to full to swallow my pride I can't stand losing you The Police Dying is an art,… — Sylvia Plath
Most people, in committing a suicidal act, are just as muddled as when they do anything important under emotional stress. Carefully planned acts of suicide… — Unknown Author
There is only one prospect worse than being chained to an intolerable existence: The nightmare of a botched attempt to end it. — Arthur Koestler
There is nothing more genuine than breaking away from the chorus to learn the sound of your own voice. — Po Bronson
Pain is a more terrible lord of mankind than even death itself. — Albert Schweitzer
The quickness and flexibility of a well mind, a belief or hope that things will eventually sort themselves out-these are the resources lost to a… — Kay Redfield Jamison

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