Store Quotes

1134 Store quotes by 906 unique authors

A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison… — Jimmy Fallon
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for… — Jimmy Fallon
I'm a Valentine's Day kind of girl, I love it. I like smiling and telling my neighbors happy Valentine's Day and the people I meet… — Jennifer Garner
I'm a social shopper. I like to do it while I'm hanging with my friend...If I'm out and I pass a store, I just pop… — Nicole Richie
Make your own maxi pads: Go to a dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape... — Kristen Wiig
Brace yourself, prepare yourself for the pain and the loneliness after breaking up, especially if you still have a soft corner for this person. Taking… — Pacifiersucker
Buying bamboo earrings at the beauty supply store ..SO GHETTO ! — Mike Rivera
Dear Past, Thank you for all you have taught me... =] Dear Future, I look forward to all you have in store for Me... — Pacifiersucker
That moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn't steal anything!.. — Unknown Author
As you focus on Gods Word, youll drive out worry and fill your heart with faith and expectancy; and youll be empowered to move forward… — Sammykabyemera
How I wish I could be the best for you. A friend who's treasured true. But that doesn't matter anymore as long as you have… — Jeigh Ilano Quotes
When I die bury me inside the Gucci store. When I die bury me inside the Louie store. — 2 Chainz
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Unknown Author
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died.… — Unknown Author
Neither in this world nor elsewhere is there any happiness in store for him who always doubts. — Bhagavad Gita
Stepparenting is like working at a late-night convenience store...all of the responsibility and none of the authority. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you go to a grocery store and everbody is staring at you because you happened to choose the loudest cart there… — Jeffrey
Bergdorf bandit, Barnies for the burglary but these bands lit the whole store like Hercules. — Pusha T
God intends that we treat our hearts as treasures of the kingdom, ransomed at tremendous cost, as if they really do matter, and matter deeply...We… — John Eldredge
Our average customers' data store with us is increasing 25 percent per year. — John Williams
I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find. — James Beard
Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump. — Honey Boo Boo Child
Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient,… — Giada De Laurentiis
After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out of the clothes… — Seth Meyers
A man in Michigan stole nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-11 store and then told police that his crack cocaine habit drove him… — Seth Meyers

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