Stomach Quotes

801 Stomach quotes by 601 unique authors

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But… — Mark Twain
No man can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach. — Woodrow Wilson
By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach. — Winston Churchill
To a man with an empty stomach food is God — Mahatma Gandhi
The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time. — George Carlin
He has inhibited discussion by designating admonition as the method of dealing with a heretic- and the first method, too, because he is not a… — Tertullian
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. — Mark Twain
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. — Margaret Halsey
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh.… — Ambrose Bierce
Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn't marry. And you couldn't have… — Miley Cyrus
Wouldn't it be wonderful if our mind growled like our stomach does when it is hungry? — Zig Ziglar
The bitterness of the potion, and the abhorrence of the patient are necessary circumstances to the operation. It must be something to trouble and disturb… — Michel de Montaigne
Alfred Nobel - pitiable half-creature, should have been stifled by humane doctor when he made his entry yelling into life. Greatest merits: Keeps his nails… — Alfred Nobel
I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.' — Joan Rivers
Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time. — Unknown Author
Impressions arriving at the brain make it enter into activity, just as food falling into the stomach excites it to more abundant secretion of gastric… — Pierre Jean George Cabanis
The brain secretes thought as the stomach secretes gastric juice, the liver bile, and the kidneys urine. — Unknown Author
As someone who has shot in most disciplines, I can tell the House that when one is lying on ones stomach in Bisley with a… — Unknown Author
Life is only complete when your loved ones know you. When they know your true feelings, when they know who and how you love. Life… — Robbie Rogers
To make a man happy, fill his hands with work, his heart with affection, his mind with purpose, his memory with useful knowledge, his future… — Frederick E. Crane
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth.… — Henry Bulwer, 1st Baron Dalling and Bulwer
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will… — George Carlin
To stay with that shakiness-to stay with a broken heart, with a rumbling stomach, with the feeling of hopelessness and wanting to get revenge-that is… — Pema Chodron
I get very tense working, so I often have to get up and wander around the house. It is very bad on my stomach. I… — William H. Gass
Even though it'll never be flat again, my stomach is my favorite part of my body because it reminds me of my greatest achievement -… — Isla Fisher

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