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• A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain…
• Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
• Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
• Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
• Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine…
• President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd…
• The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are…
• As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell…

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