Sperm Quotes

60 Sperm quotes by 55 unique authors

I got this girl dropped out the army and she suck dick from the base, if she don't know nothin else the bitch gone know… — Dzodiac
This girl had a good job at the sperm bank, but she got fired for DRINKING on the job. — Kevin McCarty
If you ever feel that you are not strong, or tough enough to handle something just remember that once you were the fastest strongest sperm… — Nishan Panwar
Whatever you give a women she will make it greater , If you give her a sperm , she will you give a baby ,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Whenever you feel LOW, DEPRESSED or USELESS. Remember that YOU ARE the same SPERM that won a battle against a MILLION OTHERS. — JCzhang
Every person born into this world is a winner. When you think of the thousands of little sperm swimming upstream, and the first one to… — Ritu Ghatourey
Nurture: He will feed you his sperm, and you shall feed the baby. — Eugenia Lieu
A Lesbian dream: a Plastic Dildo that produce real sperm, so she can swallow !! — Glen Rambharack
I've just found out that I have very fast sperm. It can go from girlfriend's mouth to a tissue in 1.3 seconds — Nikhil Saluja
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they… — Kevin

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