Sperm Quotes

60 Sperm quotes by 55 unique authors

At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as… — Nikhil Saluja
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm. — Michelle Villaflor Amante
I might go to heaven, I might go to hell But at least I know my cum doesn't smell And if I ever drafted Brandon… — Trace Adkins
Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won. — Cuts And Scars
DEAR BOYS, WHATEVER YOU GIVE A WOMAN, SHE WILL MAKE GREATER. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her… — Nylle
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you, beat out 1,000,000 others. — Green Monk
Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge… — Sarah Michelle Gellar
People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us. — Michelle Rodriguez
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… — Bill Hicks
The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or… — Wilma Scott Heide
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki
That Nigga Ain't my muhfuckin dad, he's just the Sperm Doner . — Jazmine Cuteass
You can shoot off some sperm and fertilize an egg but that dam sure dont make you a father, especially when you dont do anything… — Unknown Author
Hot gay guys are a waste of sperm needed for ugly people — Blanca Estelle Trujillo
A DADDY isn't defined as the man who makes the child,but rather the man who extends his hands and time to help with the child's… — Unknown Author
Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you! — Madea
You gone wish the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you! — Madea
A father is more than a sperm donor ! He's the provider, the taxi,and the cook. — IVEN GARLAND
If you're hurt, cheer up! Don't just cry on the side, it wouldn't help you. Instead, go on with your life! Remember,,, You were once… — Pacifiersucker
Doctors always blame sperm count, where as it is the problem with rushing wife. — Yssubramanyam
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg… — Robert Schimmel
I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on… — Rachel Berry
Whatever you give a woman , she will multiply it . If you give her sperm , she'll give you a child . If you… — JustAnotherGirl
Girl asks his mom if u swallow sperm, is that how u get pregnant? Mom answers, No Hun, that's how u pay the rent. — Adrianrayshawn
Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm — Amit Verma

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55 authors contributed a total of 60 Sperm Quotes, led by these top contributors: