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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Straight Americans need an education of the heart and soul. They must understand - to begin with - how it can feel…
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I write very raw, ugly, illiterate first drafts very quickly (novels are always in first draft in under a year) and then…
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Why do we spend years using up our bodies to nurture our minds with experience and find our minds turning then to…
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Well the planet I've got a chance to visit is Earth, and Earth's principal features are chaos and war. I think I'd…
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If you can help a child, you don't have to spend years repairing an adult.
— Joyce Meyer
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It's hard to spend years at a time working in total solitude with no reality-check.
— Russell Banks
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People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway.... Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.... What you…
— Mother Teresa
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Most of us spend years chasing things in this world that we think will make us feel loved. But everything this world…
— Lysa TerKeurst
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The gay community just recognizes what their closets are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure out which closet…
— Judith Light
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Although most of us realize what we control and do not control, we live as though we do not really know, and…
— Darren Johnson
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Study continuously, developing yourself into a better person, more sensitive to things in nature. Spend years in getting ready.
— Charles Webster Hawthorne
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When I heard that there were artists, I wished I could some time be one. If I could only make a rose…
— Lucy Larcom
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