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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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As a boy Id often spend my days biking on riverbeds and arroyos and come home exhausted. I realize now how much…
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In my garden I spend my days, in my library I spend my nights. My interests are divided between my geraniums and…
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In my garden I spend my days; in my library I spend my nights.
— Alexander Smith
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I want my daughters to see me and know me as a woman who works. I want that example set for them.…
— Shonda Rhimes
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Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I…
— Woody Allen
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Feminism is what I do with my life, it’s how I spend my days, it’s my job, it’s not just an opinion…
— Jaclyn Friedman
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I spend my days preparing for life, not preparing for death.
— Mumia Abu-Jamal
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3:12 pm Secretly, I admit, I find many of my classmates annoying. I've often thought to myself, 'Good grief, these people are…
— Jaclyn Moriarty
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I am simply looking for a companion with whom to spend my days, a companion who will cherish as much as I…
— Heidi Julavits
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Rather than argue, Amanda smiled at him. “And then what will you do while your son or daughter is in charge of…
— Lisa Kleypas
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I spend my days kneeling in the muck of language, feeling around for gooey verbs, nouns, and modifiers that I can squash…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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As a writer of fiction, I spend my days inventing real lives for make-believe people; what I create can only seem real.
— Julia Glass
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