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Except I think it feels more like an empty stomach than a broken heart. An aching hollowness that food can't cure. You know. You've felt…
— Richard Laymon
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It would be interesting if this sitcom works, so I could be doing one thing all the time instead of going back and forth between…
— Stockard Channing
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Y'know, the real reason why I was such a failure in the sense of being unable to make any sort of a living was because…
— Paul Twitchell
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I favor strategies that encourage industry to include some sort of key recovery capability in their systems which would also address user requirements for access.
— Dorothy E. Denning
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I go through a whole process with the actors first, building and creating characters, then I encourage them to sort of live in that character…
— Keenen Ivory Wayans
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Plants of great vigor will almost always struggle into blossom, despite impediments. But there should be encouragement, and a free genial atmosphere for those of…
— Margaret Fuller
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Yeah, even a black comedy. Where it's a little eerie. I'd love to do that. But there are about three really fabulous ones on the…
— Sharon Gless
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The Christians say that God has done miracles. The modern world, even when it believes in God, and even when it has see the defenselessness…
— C.S. Lewis
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...animal research is essential to tackling major 21st century health problems such as cancer and heart disease. Without the use of animals it would be…
— Unknown Author
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Let's think beyond the normal stuff and have an environment where that sort of thinking is encouraged and rewarded and where it's okay to fail…
— Elon Musk
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I think in life we get very caught up in the minutia and, unfortunately, it generally takes some sort of tragedy in your life to…
— Eli Roth
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I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling…
— Jack Handey
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If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort…
— Jack Handey
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You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way…
— Jack Handey
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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of…
— Jack Handey
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
— Jack Handey
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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun…
— Jack Handey
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We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting…
— Jack Handey
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People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field…
— Jack Handey
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into…
— Jack Handey
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If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort…
— Jack Handey
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If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape…
— Jack Handey
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I've always felt that maybe one of the reasons that I did well as a student and made such good grades was because I lacked…
— Denton Cooley
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I've always thought that my exposure to competitive sports helped me a great deal in the operating room. It teaches you endurance, and it teaches…
— Denton Cooley
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He's a very competitive competitor, that's the sort of competitor he is.
— Unknown Author
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