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• I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you…
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
• You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
• Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
• It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
• Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on…
• When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
• Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
• First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull…
• You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down…
• I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
• Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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