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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want…
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D.
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Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness.
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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
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I think you have a passion and an obsession for something when it's not necessarily ubiquitous.
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It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those…
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Hence poetry is something more philosophic and of graver import than history, since its statements are rather of the nature of universals,…
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To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail.
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The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
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The ability of a television series to make adjustments is something you've got to take advantage of.
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I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in…
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