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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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...every once in a while it seems like the cosmos part and something great plops into your lap, that's how it was…
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I had only played five games in my senior year in high school. I was not large enough. Hell, when I graduated,…
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A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.
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In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you:…
— George Antheil
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At night I wake up with my sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head.
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I've weighed 100 lbs. soaking wet since puberty.
— Shenae Grimes
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As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which…
— Sarah Silverman
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Oh, Lor!' said the boy, sitting down on the grassy bank at the edge of the shrubbery and very quickly getting up…
— C.S. Lewis
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You're in a rather odd mood today." I'm soaking wet, Eloise." No need to snap at me about it, I didn't force…
— Julia Quinn
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The little fishing boat anchors right off the shore of Gili Meno. There are no docks here on this island. You have…
— Elizabeth Gilbert
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I sat up in bed. My T-shirt was soaking wet. My pillow was wet. My hair was wet. And my room was…
— Kami Garcia
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The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up. Amelia:…
— Steven Moffat
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