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Jordan Sonnenblick has 41 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every…
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Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have…
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It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my…
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Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
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Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change
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Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The Duke. Who’s she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does…
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Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why…
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Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is…ummm…private. Private, Steven? Yes,…
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Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the…
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I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
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(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)
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This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o’ clock in the morning every weekend morning…
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It looks like frozen snot.
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My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the…
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People don't remember you for all of the good things you do. They remember the time you blew a giant green snot…
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Heat radiated off Henry's face. Salty snot ran down his upper lip. A majestic fart propelled him to the top of Section…
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There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.
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Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.
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About 25 years ago, I took a bicycle across the United States. I soon found out that the greatest item of clothing…
— Colum McCann
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like…
— Robin Williams
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I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!
— Jerry Scott
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It's like you said the other day," said Adam. "You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and…
— Neil Gaiman
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Yes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot.
— James Patterson
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Life contains these things: leakage and wickage and discharge, pus and snot and slime and gleet. We are biology. We are reminded…
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