Snot Quotes

28 quotes by 24 authors

It looks like frozen snot. — Lewis Francis Herreshoff
My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though. — Pink
People don't remember you for all of the good things you do. They remember the time you blew a giant green snot bubble out your… — Donna Barr
Heat radiated off Henry's face. Salty snot ran down his upper lip. A majestic fart propelled him to the top of Section 12, just at… — Chad Harbach
There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over. — Larry Wall
Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes. — Jethro Tull
About 25 years ago, I took a bicycle across the United States. I soon found out that the greatest item of clothing was the trusty… — Colum McCann
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more… — Robin Williams
I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem! — Jerry Scott
It's like you said the other day," said Adam. "You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you… — Neil Gaiman
Yes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot. — James Patterson
Life contains these things: leakage and wickage and discharge, pus and snot and slime and gleet. We are biology. We are reminded of this at… — Mary Roach
Youâ€™re barely one step up from the Australopithecines, arenâ€™t you? (Acheron) Hey, be respectful when you say that, snot nose. Havenâ€™t you seen the commercials?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
How could you let him do this? (Shahara) I know youâ€™re not going to pin this on me, Shay. I didnâ€™t raise the embryo. You… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothersâ€™ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.) — Jordan Sonnenblick
Hey!" Sam snapped, ducking the sticky shrapnel. "Keep your snot to yourself." Dev scoffed at that. "Oh, so now you don't want to touch me,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents? — Michael Buckley
We have a Daimon walk into the bar in broad daylight, and now a demon sliming Dev. I donÂ´t know about you, but that doesnÂ´t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Summer is a Latvian chicken. We make foolish choices. We think weâ€™re young again. We run with outstretched arms toward an object of love and… — Gary Shteyngart

Who Wrote These Snot Quotes

24 authors contributed a total of 28 Snot Quotes as follows: