"Steven, I know I phrased that as a……" — Jordan Sonnenblick
"Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is…ummm…private. Private, Steven? Yes, Miss Palma. PRIVATE Steven? Again with the capital letters?"
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41 Quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick
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