"Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The……" — Jordan Sonnenblick
"Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The Duke. Who’s she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does that make me? Umm…how about the Peasant? And the name stuck."
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41 Quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick
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But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do…
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Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar…
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It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother,…
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Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
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Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change
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Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the…
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Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is…ummm…private. Private,…
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Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe…
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I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
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(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)
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This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o’ clock in the morning every…
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You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not…
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