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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Negroes don't even like snails! What they're doing is proving they're integrated.
— Malcolm X
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In our culture, snails are not considered valiant animals - we are constantly exhorting people to "come out of their shells" -…
— Susan Cain
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We are like snails, each stuck to his own leaf.
— Stanislaw Lem
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Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.
— George Carlin
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Some beliefs may be subject to such instant, brutal and unambiguous rejection. For example: no left-coiling periwinkle has ever been found among…
— Stephen Jay Gould
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My taste includes both snails and oysters.
— Marcus Licinius Crassus
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Most government officials are rushing headlong to solve the problems of 50 years ago, with their ears assailed by the sound of…
— Eric Johnston
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Why are the bones of great fishes, and oysters and corals and various other shells and sea-snails, found on the high tops…
— Leonardo da Vinci
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Ask the world to reveal its quietude- not the silence of machines when they are still, but the true quiet by which…
— Wendell Berry
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It is not a matter of indifference whether we like oysters or clams, snails or shrimp, if only we know how to…
— Jean-Paul Sartre
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Everyone used to chuck snails at each other at school, and I used to try and save them. And not only did…
— Robert Pattinson
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The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a…
— Darrel Ray
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