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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Delay leads impotent and snail-paced beggary.
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You lay, a small knuckle on my white bed; lay, that fist like a snail, small and strong at my breast. Your…
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In our culture, snails are not considered valiant animals - we are constantly exhorting people to "come out of their shells" -…
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We are like snails, each stuck to his own leaf.
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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the…
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Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.
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I remember I was a child, and when I grew up I was a poet. It all happened at sixty miles an…
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In the circle of light on the state in the midst of darkness, you have the sensation of being entirely alone... This…
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Our Nation, a great stage for the acting out of great thoughts, presents the classic confrontation between Locke's views of the state…
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It seems to me the worst of all the plagues is the slug, the snail without a shell. He is beyond description…
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