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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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A simple rule in dealing with those who are hard to get along with is to remember that this person is striving…
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Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like…
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We have a simple rule for switching. Anytime there is movement over the top of a screen, there has to be an…
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That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that…
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As you consider building your own minimum viable product, let this simple rule suffice: remove any feature, process, or effort that does…
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The challenge is simple: Quitting when you hit the Dip is a bad idea. If the journey you started was worth doing,…
— Seth Godin
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Sustainable growth is characterized by one simple rule: New customers come from the actions of past customers.
— Eric Ries
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I don’t get wrapped up in technique and the like. I have a simple rule and that is to spend as much…
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You may wonder why a question of manners has got me so exercised. It's because I believe in a simple rule. If…
— Daniel Finkelstein
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A simple rule, to be followed whether one is in the light or not, gives backbone to one's spiritual life, as nothing…
— Evelyn Underhill
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It appears that a simple rule, of something adhering to another similar idea, repeated, leads to stabilities. This seems to be a…
— Cecil Balmond
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... numbers have neither substance, nor meaning, nor qualities. They are nothing but marks, and all that is in them we have…
— Hermann Weyl
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