Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from home, with a fish that can't even remember her own name. — Marlin
Before I help you up when you fall down I will laugh at you so hard it will hurt, when we watch a horror movie… — Unknown Author
Producing is hell, writing is frustrating, acting is really satisfying, directing is heaven. Some men have a silly theory about beautiful women - that somewhere… — Salma Hayek
Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think… — Elizabeth Gaskell
I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly Scrubs guy...… — Zach Braff
Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who has a vast collection of bizarre silly porn hidden in his basement, as all normal… — Chris A Bridges
Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, 'Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.'… — Ben McKenzie
I had no idea how difficult Sondheim's music would be. All through the rehearsals, I kept flubbing. There were so many tempo changes. I could… — Unknown Author
Apparently nobody really read it, it was a cheap movie, it fit their schedule in terms of things so fine, let the guy make that… — Barry Levinson
We learned a verse of this and that and we were having fun with the songs. Tommy would make up stories to go along with… — Dick Smothers
If you met my dad, I think a lot of things would be put to rest. Because my pops is a pretty silly guy. But,… — Eric San
My revenue is the silly cheat — William Shakespeare
The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office. — Sasha Azevedo
Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a… — Mitch Hedberg
In the wild struggle for existance, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the… — Oscar Wilde
I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see. — Dr. Seuss
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you… — Ogden Nash
"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth. — Alfred North Whitehead
Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome! — Gerard Way
Silly hoes lick my balls like fifa lollipops. — Tyler The Creator
If there is ever another war in Europe, it will come out of some damned silly thing in the Balkans — Otto Von Bismarck
No, I don't have a third arm...silly fans. — Joe Jonas
(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a problem. It got… — Katy Perry
Illie in the mind, really with the nine, millie when I rhyme, silly anytime, Fine, chilly gitty on da grind, Shitty on a dime, Penny… — Cory Gunz
Hit you with no delayin so what you sayin yo. Silly with my nine milly what the deally yo. — Busta Rhymes

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