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John Mulaney has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
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If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.
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It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially…
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Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
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Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken
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Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just…
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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still…
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You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more…
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I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something…
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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I…
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The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the…
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Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see…
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Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken
— John Mulaney
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In hospitals I feel palpable comfort. I feel the competence, the expertise, so much education and money, all of the supplies sterile,…
— Dave Eggers
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Blue Face Disgusting taste Flush it Shush it Cold disgrace
— Wendelin Van Draanen
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You can’t die, Vik. You’re a mechbot. (Syn) They can pull me apart and reprogram me. Trust me, that’s death. Now shush…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Fine. Sit around being inconsiderate asses…and you wonder why none of you are married. (Zarina) (Sway cleared his throat meaningfully.) Oh, shush.…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I raised my hands, trying to shush her. "Don't shush me," she said, eyes blazing. "I hate being shushed.
— Kenneth Oppel
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Sometimes,' he whispered at last, 'sometimes, I dream I am singing, and I wake from it with my throat aching.' He couldn't…
— Diana Gabaldon
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Shush me again, I dare you." - Annabelle
— Gena Showalter
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They sat quietly together for a few minutes, Joe holding Fiona's hand, Fiona sniffling. No flowery words, no platitudes passed between them.…
— Jennifer Donnelly
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Don't shush me!! I'll make all the noise I wanna!
— Daffy Duck
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Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
— Unknown Author
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