"Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken" — John Mulaney
"Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken"
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John Mulaney
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15 Quotes by John Mulaney
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In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
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If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the…
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It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them…
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Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
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Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up,…
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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times.…
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You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it.…
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I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's…
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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert…
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The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot…
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Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance…
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I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they…
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