"It is 100% easier not to do things……" — John Mulaney
"It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin,"
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15 Quotes by John Mulaney
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In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
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If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the…
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Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
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Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken
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Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up,…
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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times.…
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You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it.…
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I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's…
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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert…
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The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot…
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Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance…
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I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they…
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More Canceling Quotes
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one of 22 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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You always be calling her, she aint never answerin. You aint figured out I am the reason that she canceling
— Drake
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In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
— John Mulaney
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Democracy is, by the nature of it, a self-canceling business: and gives in the long run a net result of…
— Thomas Carlyle
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SMU: 'It's unbelievable to think that kind of corruption came right from the top of the power structure. The NCAA…
— Joe Paterno
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Make a habit of canceling every subscription to anything you don't have time to read
— Marilyn vos Savant
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CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue,…
— Craig Ferguson
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Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're…
— Herb Caen
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Once your kids are grown and you know that you're completely healthy, consider canceling your life insurance policy.
— Suze Orman
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It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid…
— Richelle Mead
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Get a grip, Dad. I'm not going to do anything you wouldn't do at my age.' He stands up and…
— Simone Elkeles
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We must be ready to allow ourselves to be interrupted by God. God will be constantly crossing our paths and…
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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