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Show Quotes by Zach Braff
- That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
- The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
- Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink…
- I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of…
- When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why…
- I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet…
- I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much,…
- Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the…
- It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a…
- Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they…
- At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out…
- The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my…
- I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly Scrubs guy...…
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- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- As filmmakers, we can show where a person's mind goes, as opposed to theater, which is more to sit back and watch… — Darren Aronofsky
- In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels. — Jane Austen
- Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are. — Alfred Austin
- Don't believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look with your understanding, find out what you already… — Richard Bach
- I am convinced in my heart and in my mind that if the United States fails to stand with Israel, that is… — Michele Bachmann
- Every thing secret degenerates, even the administration of justice; nothing is safe that does not show how it can bear discussion and… — Lord Acton
- Show me a poorly uniformed troop and I'll show you a poorly uniformed leader. — Robert Baden-Powell
- I'd seen 'Interview with A Vampire' and saw Dracula movies growing up, but I never thought, 'I love vampires; I have to… — Alan Ball
- I am so spoiled. I cannot watch a show where it gets interrupted for ads. I have to TiVo it and skip… — Alan Ball
- As a writer, it's fun to create. And once you get into a long-running show with very established characters and a very… — Alan Ball