She Objects Quotes by Les Dawson

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Les Dawson has 48 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
• He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
• I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that -…
• I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
• Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She…
• The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
• I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
• My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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