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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I do smoke, but I don't go through all this trouble just because I want to make my drug of choice legal.…
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She hung up and I set out the chess board. I filled a pipe, paraded the chessmen and inspected them for French…
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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And, in nineteen seventy two Olympic Games I wasn't really going to be a star, and overnight I became a star.
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I would be twenty before I learned how to be fifteen, thirty before I knew what it meant to be twenty, and…
— Arthur Miller
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Eternal is the fact that the human creature born in Ireland and brought up in its air is Irish. I have lived…
— George Bernard Shaw
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In the year 2006, a person can have sufficient intellectual and material resources to build a nuclear bomb and still believe that…
— Sam Harris
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I’m a professional bodyguard. (Leta) Yeah, right. (Aiden) Nope. All true. I know seventy-two ways to kill a man and sixty-nine of…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Go back, go back to sleep. Yes, you are allowed. You who have no Love in your heart, you can go back…
— Rumi
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She still had her bad days, no question, when the black dog of depression sniffed her out and settled its crushing weight…
— Lev Grossman
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Sure, losing an election hurts, but I've experienced worse. And at an age when every day is precious, brooding over what might…
— Bob Dole
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