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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Being in the world of fashion you have to be very self-absorbed, and you are surrounded by people who are very self-absorbed.
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To be a tennis champion, you have to be inflexible. You have to be stubborn. You have to be arrogant. You have…
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In America, life is introverted, self-absorbed - and so is their music.
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Every decade of my life I attempted to write a novel. But I had nothing to say. I was far too self-absorbed,…
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Relationships are give-and-take, and when you're a tennis player, you're certainly not giving. You have to be self-absorbed. It has to be…
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I've always wanted to be a dad. I just can't wait to have a little rug rat running around. I used to…
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The essays are very solipsistic and self-absorbed, I'm totally conscious of that. To me, book writing is fun, and I basically just…
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An example I often use to illustrate the reality of vanity, is this: look at the peacock; it's beautiful if you look…
— Pope Francis
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I realized through my personal travels how little I know about certain conflicts, because I was too vain or self-absorbed to ask…
— Diane Kruger
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