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• I couldn't go anywhere unless there was a security guard with me. That spoiled my life. It was like being in captivity.… — Christine McVie
• No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper. — Jadakiss
• I would rather be a security guard than a rock star. — Bruce McCulloch
• I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman. — David Hyde Pierce
• All dictators, the rich and famous, to the lowest security guard who holds a gun, easily forget that power is transitory. — F. Sionil Jose
• What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck. -Border Security Guard — Due Date

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