Screws Quotes

354 Screws quotes by unique 299 authors

No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you're gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can't do parenting right. — Alan Arkin
We should conceive of ourselves not as rulers of Earth, but as highly powerful, conscious stewards: The Earth is given to us in trust, and… — Kim Stanley
Save the gerund and screw the whale. — Tom Stoppard
I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. — Susan Powter
The work ... was ... so blinding that I could scarcely see afterwards, and the difficulty was increased by the fact that my microscope was… — Ronald Ross
You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up. — Fuzzy Zoeller
Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners. — Colley Cibber
Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. — Al Neuharth
Weâ€™re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My grandson is a… — George Watsky
It's hard for me to be happy because I'm always worried about something going awry or what could happen to screw it up. It's hard… — Lisa Marie Presley
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! — CM Punk
Public agency is emergent, and the ability of the public to literally put any bank or corporation out of business overnight is looming. To paraphrase… — Robert David Steele
It is hot in Tokyo, itâ€™s humid, Iâ€™m tired, all of these backs are in front of you, Iâ€™m not going to make the team… — Terrell Davis
Stand up, speak out, and be bold. Screw political correctness. Never let them tell you to sit down and shut up. — Sarah Palin
Some day there may be... machinery that needs but to be wound up and sent roaming o'er hill and dale, through fields and meadows, by… — Edward Steichen
Trevor realized that the odd thing about English is that no matter how much you screw sequences word up up, you understood, still, like Yoda,… — Douglas Coupland
Men think God is destroying them because he is tuning them. The violinist screws up the key till the tense cord sounds the concert pitch;… — Henry Ward Beecher
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her. If she isn't,… — John Huston
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson
The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat of original design… — Edward Hoagland

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