Screws Quotes

354 quotes by 299 authors

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett
Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us. — Jessica Zafra
I realise few people get to live the life they always wanted, but I'm so neurotic, I don't really think about it. I'm too busy… — Charlie Hunnam
There is only so much I can understand and not screw up. — David Krumholtz
The core of Wikipedia is something people really believe in. That is too valuable for the world to screw it up. — Jimmy Wales
Screw ambiguity. Perversion and corruption masquerade as ambiguity. I don`t trust ambiguity. John Wayne — John Wayne
Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here. — Sam Rayburn
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman
If you are going to focus on a teacher, you have to be focused on the teacher and not peripheral vibrations that might be around… — Frederick Lenz
If people screw me, I screw back in spades. — Donald Trump
Type should be beautiful â€” Screw readable! — Ed Benguiat
Tolkien made the wrong choice when he brought Gandalf back. Screw Gandalf. He had a great death and the characters should have had to go… — George R. R. Martin
When human men hold an object that makes a powerful noise, or has moving parts, or spins around fast, or has a button they can… — Craig Stone
People want the truth but they only want the truth so they can talk bad about you on the blog or on television. They want… — Billy Bob Thornton
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like… — Gilbert Gottfried
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.' — Cindy Crawford
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they… — Danny DeVito
Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but I've consistently strived to create whatever… — Patrick Duffy
Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose. — James Ellroy
I've always been interested in science. I used to take watches apart and clocks apart, and there's little screws, and a little this and that,… — Herbie Hancock

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