Screws Quotes

354 quotes by 305 authors

Scn is like HIV. Gets in there and screws up the immune system, perverts the law to its own ends. Forget government taking the lead… — Keith Henson
If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it. — Evita Peron
If cyberspace can screw with you, it will. — Dana Stabenow
It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager. — Mila Kunis
Look may be that everything is right, it is always best to have an inspection before marching. To forget a screw, if you have a… — Henry Peach Robinson
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws… — Molly Harper
I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono. — Michael O'Leary
I think that's the most important thing: when life kind of screws you over a little bit, you've got to learn from that experience. — Andrew McMahon
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. — Uta Hagen
The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up. — Clint Eastwood
If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused… — George Carlin
The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up. — Seth Godin
Without writing, what would I have become? Nothing. In China the individual used to be treated as a screw or a small cog in the… — Ha Jin
Screw the truth into men's minds. — Richard Baxter
Transformation doesn't have to be deep, dark and mysterious. If you screw up, fine - laugh at yourself, learn and move on. — Iyanla Vanzant
I can keep picking small fights, or brave the big one. Time to screw my courage. Or go down trying. — Gayle Forman
So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track. — Ed Helms
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all — Daniel Tosh
You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that. — Cameron Diaz
I've learned so much from being a mom about the kind of person I want to be, the kind of woman I want to be.… — Gwyneth Paltrow

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