Screws Quotes

354 quotes by 299 authors

Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I… — Tom Hanks
Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the… — James Hillman
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity. — Mark Hoppus
We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the… — Arianna Huffington
So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.… — Lee Iacocca
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you… — Molly Ivins
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room.… — Penn Jillette
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette
I'm astonished at how readily a great many people I know, young people, have accepted a reduced economic prospect and limited freedoms in any substantial… — Jaron Lanier
I had to think about ankle torsion, where the screws are on the ski, how that affects the forces going into the ski and how… — Bode Miller
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it. — Ellen Pompeo
For an author, the nice characters aren't much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering… — Terry Pratchett
The United Nations four or five years ago put out a study that said the meat industry, meat-eating, growing meat for food is the No.… — Maggie Q
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe
Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. — Jake Roberts
And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time. — Henry Rollins
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. — David Spade
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want. — Patrick Swayze
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. — Hunter S. Thompson
If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. — Linus Torvalds

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