Screws Quotes

354 quotes by 299 authors

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December. — Earl Weaver
I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done,… — Sigourney Weaver
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to… — Chris Hardwick
My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes,… — Erica Jong
I don't want to analyze myself or anything, but I think, in fact I know this to be true, that I enter the world through… — Aaron Sorkin
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw… — Tony Robbins
I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was… — Edith Wharton
And suddenly I realize that although I've never thought about being in love with Nick before, all the right ingredients are there. I fancy him.… — Jane Green
I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." A pink flush spread over her… — Richelle Mead
The world is divided into those who screw and those who do not. He distrusted those who did notâ€”when they strayed form the straight and… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious. — Steven Wright
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. — Cormac McCarthy
Screw this. Heâ€™d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutalâ€”my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner
And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that… — Kristin Hannah
The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you. — Michael Crichton
You probably should get back out there. Youâ€™re ignoring your other guests.â€ â€œScrew them.â€ â€œIâ€™m sure that many of them, you already have. — Julie James
Nobody's happy. What's happy? Happiness is over when the lights come on." The older woman poured herself a glass of sangria. "Screw that," she said… — Armistead Maupin
Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage.… — Jim Butcher
Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?â€ "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back. — Richelle Mead

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