Screw Quotes

488 quotes by 415 authors

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman
If you are going to focus on a teacher, you have to be focused on the teacher and not peripheral vibrations that might be around… — Frederick Lenz
If people screw me, I screw back in spades. — Donald Trump
Type should be beautiful â€” Screw readable! — Ed Benguiat
Tolkien made the wrong choice when he brought Gandalf back. Screw Gandalf. He had a great death and the characters should have had to go… — George R. R. Martin
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like… — Gilbert Gottfried
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.' — Cindy Crawford
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they… — Danny DeVito
Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but I've consistently strived to create whatever… — Patrick Duffy
Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I… — Tom Hanks
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity. — Mark Hoppus
We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the… — Arianna Huffington
So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.… — Lee Iacocca
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you… — Molly Ivins
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room.… — Penn Jillette
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette
I'm astonished at how readily a great many people I know, young people, have accepted a reduced economic prospect and limited freedoms in any substantial… — Jaron Lanier
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it. — Ellen Pompeo
The United Nations four or five years ago put out a study that said the meat industry, meat-eating, growing meat for food is the No.… — Maggie Q
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe

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