Screw Quotes

488 quotes by 415 authors

I can imagine [the government] trying to tell Steven Spielberg 'We need 50 different cuts of your movie for each state.' It will screw us… — John Riccitiello
What feeling feels like over time. An attempt to screw up what feeling feels like over time. Heartbreak and a high C.... The often welcome… — Stephen Dunn
Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them.… — Ernest K. Gann
Where I come from, familyâ€™s defined as those who donâ€™t screw you over a pay check. Blood makes no difference. If you can trust them… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist! — Adam Carolla
Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. — Ann Coulter
... don't be afraid to screw up !... one of the key issues to learning is making mistakes ... if you're not making mistakes, you're… — Robben Ford
If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit… — P.J. O'Rourke
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law Baseball was made… — Bob Lemon
But in reality the point of free speech is for the stuff thatâ€™s over the line, and strikingly unbalanced. If free speech is only for… — Mark Steyn
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice lessons, play other… — Lisa Loeb
Every great business leader I've ever met, in addition to being very smart, very driven, they have this, 'Why not me? Screw it, I deserve… — Donny Deutsch
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise — Caitlin Moran
I have discovered that a screw-shaped device such as this, if it is well made from starched linen, will rise in the air if turned… — Leonardo da Vinci
It is the nature of being the general manager of a baseball team that you have to remain on familiar terms with people you are… — Michael Lewis
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You're barely… — Aaron Sorkin
Be willing to apologize. Proper apologies have three parts: 1) What I did was wrong. 2) I'm sorry that I hurt you. 3) How do… — Randy Pausch
You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see whoâ€™s still there. — Jeffree Star
General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else. — Marvin Minsky
I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We couldn't screw up… — Dean Cain

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