Screw Quotes

488 quotes by 415 authors

No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you're gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can't do parenting right. — Alan Arkin
We should conceive of ourselves not as rulers of Earth, but as highly powerful, conscious stewards: The Earth is given to us in trust, and… — Kim Stanley
Save the gerund and screw the whale. — Tom Stoppard
I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. — Susan Powter
You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up. — Fuzzy Zoeller
Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners. — Colley Cibber
Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. — Al Neuharth
It's hard for me to be happy because I'm always worried about something going awry or what could happen to screw it up. It's hard… — Lisa Marie Presley
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! — CM Punk
Public agency is emergent, and the ability of the public to literally put any bank or corporation out of business overnight is looming. To paraphrase… — Robert David Steele
It is hot in Tokyo, itâ€™s humid, Iâ€™m tired, all of these backs are in front of you, Iâ€™m not going to make the team… — Terrell Davis
Stand up, speak out, and be bold. Screw political correctness. Never let them tell you to sit down and shut up. — Sarah Palin
Trevor realized that the odd thing about English is that no matter how much you screw sequences word up up, you understood, still, like Yoda,… — Douglas Coupland
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her. If she isn't,… — John Huston
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you. — Adam Duritz
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit,… — Drew Carey
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. — Bob Newhart
Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only new ones who… — Greg Egan
Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help… — Jamie Oliver

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