Screw Quotes

488 quotes by 415 authors

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. — Jake Roberts
And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time. — Henry Rollins
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. — David Spade
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want. — Patrick Swayze
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. — Hunter S. Thompson
If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. — Linus Torvalds
A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December. — Earl Weaver
I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done,… — Sigourney Weaver
My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes,… — Erica Jong
I don't want to analyze myself or anything, but I think, in fact I know this to be true, that I enter the world through… — Aaron Sorkin
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw… — Tony Robbins
I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was… — Edith Wharton
And suddenly I realize that although I've never thought about being in love with Nick before, all the right ingredients are there. I fancy him.… — Jane Green
I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." A pink flush spread over her… — Richelle Mead
The world is divided into those who screw and those who do not. He distrusted those who did notâ€”when they strayed form the straight and… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious. — Steven Wright
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. — Cormac McCarthy
Screw this. Heâ€™d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutalâ€”my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner
The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you. — Michael Crichton

Who Wrote These Screw Quotes

415 authors contributed a total of 488 Screw Quotes, led by these top contributors: