Screw Quotes

488 quotes by 415 authors

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin
My job is not to save 'The Wheel of Time', to fix 'The Wheel of Time', or anything like that. My job is not to… — Brandon Sanderson
As an actor, you always think that whatever job you have is going to be your last. In some way, shape or form, you think… — Ian Somerhalder
A lot of people trash their subtle physical body with psychedelic drugs. While they do certainly give you experiences in altered levels of attention, you… — Frederick Lenz
I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much rather be at… — Huey Lewis
Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg. — Anthony Trollope
I am a misanthrope and yet utterly benevolent, have more than one screw loose yet am a super-idealist who digests philosophy more efficiently than food. — Alfred Nobel
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see… — Dave Barry
A cork screw to my heart, ever since we've been apart. — Bob Dylan
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people. — Jessica Hahn
If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't… — Richard Petty
Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like me, screw you'.… — Jonathan Bennett
C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively. — Tom Christiansen
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett
Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us. — Jessica Zafra
I realise few people get to live the life they always wanted, but I'm so neurotic, I don't really think about it. I'm too busy… — Charlie Hunnam
There is only so much I can understand and not screw up. — David Krumholtz
The core of Wikipedia is something people really believe in. That is too valuable for the world to screw it up. — Jimmy Wales
Screw ambiguity. Perversion and corruption masquerade as ambiguity. I don`t trust ambiguity. John Wayne — John Wayne
Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here. — Sam Rayburn

Who Wrote These Screw Quotes

415 authors contributed a total of 488 Screw Quotes, led by these top contributors: