Screw Quotes

488 quotes by 415 authors

And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace." "The Clave can screw itself." "Jace," Maryse said, sounding genuinely parental for a change.… — Cassandra Clare
It would be nice if youâ€™d stop almost killing me because you donâ€™t want to screw other peoÂple. — Laurell K. Hamilton
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up — Heather Brewer
Butch nodded as if he knew exactly what was doing. "Like I said, my man, it's whatever. You and me? Same as always, no matter… — J R Ward
Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without… — Sara Shepard
The Army might screw you and your girlfriend might dump you and the enemy might kill you, but the shared commitment to safeguard one anotherâ€™s… — Sebastian Junger
People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual and 'normal'... — Lauren Kate
Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it. — Nora Roberts
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. — Jim Benton
What you just had is nothing compared to what I want to do to you. I want my head between your legs so I can… — J R Ward
I pulled in a soft breath. My lungs were starving, crying out for air. I lay still, and a cough tickled at the back of… — Lilith Saintcrow
You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir. — Libba Bray
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?â€ â€œI donâ€™t know. How many?â€ â€œEight.â€ â€œWhy?â€ â€œOh, stop overanalyzing it. — Dennis Lehane
Chuck said, â€œHey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?â€ Cawley looked over at him. â€œIâ€™ll bite. How many?â€ â€œFish,â€ Chuck… — Dennis Lehane
Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way."… — Ilona Andrews
Screw up my life?" He stared at me for a second and then said, deadpan, "I'm a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs… — Jim Butcher
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a womanâ€™s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to meâ€”not forever, but periodically. — Janet Evanovich
If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway. — Nora Roberts
Most people have two emergency modes. Fight and Flight. But Conner always knew he had three. Fight, Flight, and Screw Up Royally. — Neal Shusterman
Tabitha blinked innocently. "Why is your consort speaking to me without my having addressed him first?" she asked Kaia. "Have you not taught him the… — Gena Showalter

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