Screw Quotes

488 quotes by 415 authors

I do know the sorrow of being ordinary, and that much of our life is spent doing the crazy mental arithmetic of how, at any… — Anne Lamott
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an unworthy subject of… — Jennifer Rardin
The marker of those who understand the gospel of Jesus Christ is that, when they stumble and fall, when they screw up, they run to… — Matt Chandler
I want revenge, but I don't want to screw up my karma. — Susane Colasanti
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews
But when we find that one person who completes us, we don't give up. No matter how bad we screw up. We make it right. — Abbi Glines
...he hopes that maybe it'll make people a little less scared of two boys kissing than they were before, and a little more welcoming to… — David Levithan
You got to harden yourself. Make, like, a shell around you. But not everyone can do it. If they got nothing to hang on to… — Charlie Higson
Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just...… — Tracy Letts
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. — Candace Bushnell
I just do what feels right. I think the great thing about getting to do what I do is that you can try out being… — Anna Paquin
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. — Bob Lemon
When you work with web design companies in San Francisco, you end up with a bunch of twenty-somethings who have their own cultural peculiarities, including… — Brenda Laurel
Want to be a well-paid bioethicist, with one, two, or even three university appointments? Just get yourself a two-piece navy polyester suit and follow these… — Alice Dreger
I want the troops from Great Britain and the U.S. to be successful, but by the same token, Afghanistan has always been a screw-up. — Clint Eastwood
Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road. — Dolly Parton
I liked to screw around in the kitchen when I was a kid. But I started cooking when I was 15. — Michael Mina
I had decent but not great grades in high school because I was highly motivated in some subjects, like the arts, drama, English, and history,… — J. C. Chandor
Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show. — Tyra Banks
If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. — Jake Roberts

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415 authors contributed a total of 488 Screw Quotes, led by these top contributors: