Scotch Quotes

107 Scotch quotes by 96 unique authors

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend… — Mark Twain
I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people… — Richard Scarry
If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork. — Khaled Hosseini
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head." Rhage… — J R Ward
Wooing, wedding, and repenting is as a Scotch jig, a measure, and a cinque-pace: the first suit is hot and hasty like a Scotch jig--and… — William Shakespeare
I enjoyed every bit of the evening. I may not drink scotch or smoke a cheroot again, but I shall always cherish the fact that… — Sarah MacLean
Language can't describe reality. Literature has no stable reference, no real meaning. Each reader's interpretation is equally valid, more important than the author's intention. In… — Dean Koontz
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your… — Erica Jong
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
We all agree it's too big to keep up with, that we're surrounded by life, that we'll never understand it, so we center it all… — Jack Kerouac
Fey...a Scotch word...It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know--it's too good to be true. — Agatha Christie
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive… — Kevin Hearne
You know how we make a Scotch and water in this home?" "No, sir," Gus said. "We pour Scotch into a glass and then call… — John Green
In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed… — David Walliams
So. You refuse my money, you serve me thirty-year-old Highland Park scotch, and we've been in the same room for approximately five minutes, yet none… — Ilona Andrews
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies,… — Dave Barry
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda. — Phyllis Battelle
Who can doubt that between the English and the French, between the Scotch and the Irish, there are differences of character which have profoundly affected… — Goldwin Smith
I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together by Scotch tape. I consider… — Richard Scarry
Love is like Wine/Whiskey/Scotch the duration of which last according to the brand you decided to drink. — Diwakar Dutt
So much unfinished business. And all I could think about was my unfinished scotch and her. — Paritoshik Sharma
What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care… — Erica Jong
People like a woman who drinks her scotch straight. People like a woman who serves milk and cookies. But they don't like a woman who… — Unknown Author
Drink scotch whiskey all night long and die behind the wheel. — Steely Dan

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