Scotch Quotes

107 Scotch quotes by 96 unique authors

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. — Andy Rooney
If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long… — Robert Maxwell
I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it. — Adam Hochschild
Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme… — Elwyn Brooks White
I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go. — S. J. Perelman
We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to… — John Shelton Reed
If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch. — Wilfrid Laurier
The story is told of Lord Kelvin, a famous Scotch physicist of the last century, that after he had given a lecture on atoms and… — Arthur Compton
And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good… — Bill Bruford
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking. — Lou Reed
There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still. — Ivor Cutler
Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart. — L. J. Smith
If a man didn't make sense, the Scotch felt it was misplaced politeness to try to keep him from knowing it. Better that he be… — John Kenneth Galbraith
The pursuit of art is a delicate balance between influence and self-assertiveness. As self-realized artists, we all have different levels of tolerance for this mystery.… — Robert Genn
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it. — Horace Walpole
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey… — Marian Burros
You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a… — Jennifer Garner
I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to… — Robertson Davies
I was mainly raised by a working mum who didn't have much time or inclination for making food. So I had three or four basic… — Paloma Faith
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W.C. Fields
I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me.… — Rachael Ray
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go… — Ron White
I have ever hated all nations, professions, and communities, and all my love is toward individuals: for instance, I hate the tribe of lawyers, but… — Jonathan Swift
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis

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